[It is a well-known fact that Rodney McKay is an avid disliker of many things. Running, for example. He can really do without running. Or damp rainforests with slippery stones and roots that cause him to stumble into muddy puddles again and again. The noises of wild animals. Having to leave his gear and provisions behind. Sheppard changing into some fanged thingy. These kind of things.
So yes, no, everything about this day is utterly ruined and horrible and why is it always him getting chased through the woods anyway!
Some variation of McKay, wait, it's okay is still resounding in his head but n o p e, not happening. True, it's not the first out-of-the-blue transformation they are dealing with and okay, fine, so maybe that happens to Sheppard every other week, what's up with that anyway but that doesn't mean that Rodney is OKAY with it. HE IS NOT OKAY WITH IT.
Besides, he's out here alone and he is not going to be the one making the assessment of how dangerous Sheppard is right now. He'll leave that to Lorne and, let's say, 50-70 armed soldiers, he likes his face too much to have it peeled off and eaten, thank you very much.
And why couldn't Sheppard change in walking distance to the gate! Really, this is just the worst day.]
for puddlejumped, because that's just great, john, that just really makes his day
So yes, no, everything about this day is utterly ruined and horrible and why is it always him getting chased through the woods anyway!
Some variation of McKay, wait, it's okay is still resounding in his head but n o p e, not happening. True, it's not the first out-of-the-blue transformation they are dealing with
and okay, fine, so maybe that happens to Sheppard every other week, what's up with that anywaybut that doesn't mean that Rodney is OKAY with it. HE IS NOT OKAY WITH IT.Besides, he's out here alone and he is not going to be the one making the assessment of how dangerous Sheppard is right now. He'll leave that to Lorne and, let's say, 50-70 armed soldiers, he likes his face too much to have it peeled off and eaten, thank you very much.
And why couldn't Sheppard change in walking distance to the gate! Really, this is just the worst day.]