[ That earns a hearty chuckle from John, and it warms him out from deep in his chest. He sees that hint of a grin and it's good to see. He nods. Ok. All right, sure. ]

Looks are pretty good in a dogfight. I mean I thought about asking the next Queen on a date, but I don't think she'd go for vegetarian.

[ He wouldn't, but there's always room for a disparaging joke or two at your own expense with a friend. ]

I know it's no painting, but I think I have a shot.