Maybe it's the only way I can for sure tell I'm still close to human anymore.

[ It doesn't exactly tickle John either. In fact, it's really the opposite of tickling. Seriously, opposite. He knows why not!Lorne is here. He knows why he keeps him company, and keeps an eye on him. ]

Seems pretty---not replicatory to me is all. Why do you care if I care?

[ Smooth, John. ]