polyglot | THE AFFECTION MEME | JIM AND UHURA SITTING IN A---NO, ACTUALLY IT'S JUST MISTLETOE. DON'T KILL HIM, SPOCK. "Oh. Yeah, right. It's uh--bad luck if we don't-- [When was Kirk ever flustered when it came to a woman? Like ever?]
sanguinolent | THE END OF THE LINE MEME | KIRK AND KHAN ▪ SUPERIOR HUMAN AU ▪ TRYING TO ESCAPE MARCUS' CLUTCHES ""Kirk, James T. 870937599. Captain, United States Navy.""
unkindness | THE BODY HEAT MEME | SEVEN OF NINE + JIM KIRK = TIMEY WIMEY SHENANIGANS "Go ahead and see what you can do with it then, Seven. I'm going to see what I can salvage from the kits. Find out what rations we have. The ship isn't expecting us back for a while."
sanguinolent | THE BODY HEAT MEME | KIRK AND KHAN ▪ SUPERIOR HUMAN AU ▪ FINDING OUT THAT MARCUS WANTS WEAPONS OF WAR ""And here I thought you just wanted to get in bed with me.""
fencing | THE DANCE FLOOR MEME | JIM AND SULU ON THE DANCEFLOOR "Of course I do! And it's Jim, I'm off-duty, Sulu."
notahobgoblin | THE AFFECTIONATE PHYSICAL CONTACT MEME | JIM AND SPOCK HAVE A CUDDLE. D'AWWW. "Logical, huh? [He gives a grin that might have hinted at there being more in store than logical moves, but it's interrupted by another yawn. Not your sexiest, Jim.] Okay, okay. My quarters."
polyglot | SHOW ME YOUR TEETH MEME | JIM HAS PUSHED UHURA JUST SHY OF TOO DAMN FAR. CAREFUL SHE BITES. "I should push your buttons more often."
your_logic_is_impeccable | THE HURT/COMFORT MEME | JIM AND SPOCK'S ROLES ARE REVERSED IN INTO DARKNESS AKA IT'S THE WRATH OF KHAN ALL OVER AGAIN---OR IS IT? "It's not--It didn't happen this way."
polyglot | THE DANCE WITH ME MEME | JIM AND UHURA HAVE TO DEAL WITH FIRST CONTACT AND DANCING. TOGETHER. BECAUSE THE NATIVES THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BABY TOGETHER. CONGRATUL---WHAT?! "So we dance for them. What's the big deal? They seem pretty excited."
sanguinolent | THE END OF THE LINE MEME | THAT EFFED UP VERSION IN WHICH JIM MAKES SURE THAT KHAN CAN'T BE A THREAT ANYMORE WHHILE HE'S TECHNICALLY A PRISONER. OOPS. "Hear they're going to put you back in stasis. Back to sleep. I don't think they are going to wake you up again."
nameinherited | THE SOULMATE MEME | JIM AND UHURA INTO DARKNESS IN ENGINEERING: THE MIRRORVERSE EDITION "Forgiveness means very little to the dead, Uhura."
polyglot | THE END OF THE LINE MEME | TO HELL WITH THE PRIME DIRECTIVE CAUSE JIM IS NOT LEAVING UHURA BEHIND. "Try to hold that there, and put your arm around my neck. We're getting out of here. Both of us."
vulcan_mind | THE BODY HEAT MEME | JIM HAS TROUBLE WITH THE COLD AFTER CRYO BS. "I'm fine, Mr. Spock. Let's find your lifeforms."
lexikos | THE LAST NIGHT MEME | JIM AND UHURA SHARE A DANCE THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY HEAD OFF ON THEIR FIVE-YEAR MISSION. "You think his ears'll go green if he gets jealous?"
slapdash | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JIM AND JOHN SHENANIGANS WITH AN EMBARRASSING VIDEO SENT TO BONES. i will murder you in your sleep.
nowin | HURT/COMFORT MEME | JOHN AND JAMIE KIRK AT THE BAR. "Pretty sure that room's taken, man. Find somewhere else."
nowin | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JOHN AND JAMIE KIRK AND JOHN FINDS SOMETHING OUT NEVER, EVER WANTED TO KNOW. we can officially classify this under things i never, ever needed to know about.
slapdash | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JOHN AND JIM KIRK. JIM HAS A HELL OF A NIGHT AND GETS PISSED CAUSE JOHN ISN'T THERE TO SUFFER. don't be jealous. you know what it does to your blood pressure. bones'll be upset.
your_logic_is_impeccable | THE SLOW DANCING MEME | JIM AND SPOCK HAVE A DANCE AT AN ALIEN GALA. "Please, it's just Jim, right now. If someone asks me to pose as ambassador for another picture, I fully expect you to come to my rescue."
dialectice | THE SOULMATE MEME | JIM AND SPOCK CAN NOW SEE IN COLOR AND KNOW THE OTHER PERSON IS THE REASON, BUT HAVEN'T ADMITTED IT TO THE OTHER YET. GENTLEMEN. "Guilty as charged. Old habits, I guess. Whenever I couldn't sleep as a kid, I'd climb out onto my roof to watch the sky."
nthngicanthndle | THE NONSEXUAL INTIMACY MEME | JIM COOKS FOR UHURA WHILE THEY ARE ON A DIPLOMATIC MISSION. SHE'S DUBIOUS. HE'S WOUNDED. "I can't tell if that was supposed to be a jab or a compliment."
greenbloodedhobgoblin | SWEET DREAMS MEME | SPOCK FALLS ASLEEP ON JIM, AND LATER JIM AND SPOCK MAKE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER. "Hey, I was taught to cook, not to be a great breakfast for dinner host."
savagemind | THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME | JIM AND KHAN: MIRRORVERSE EDITION. A SPAR ON THE MATS. "Khan. Have I upset our dearest captain in some way that you've come to visit me in the dead of the night?"
savagemind | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JIM AND KHAN: MIRRORVERSE EDITION. JIM PRESSES KHAN'S BUTTONS. "I thought you liked my games. I was only playing."
savagemind | THE FEELING DOMINANT MEME | AUGMENT AU: KHAN AND "KIRK" FACE OFF AGAIN. SOMEONE IS GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED. SPOILER: IT ISN'T KHAN. "Yeah, but see, we already did this. You surrendered to me on Qo'Nos."
taal | THE NONSEXUAL INTIMACY MEME | SPOCK HAS A NIGHTMARE, AND JIM STAYS FOR SUPPORT. "But I'm here, okay? If you need anything."
taal | THE SATURDAY PICTURE PROMPT MEME | JIM AND SPOCK HAVE AN ADVENTURE TO THEMSELVES ON AN ALIEN WORLD. "I am enjoying myself. I almost think you are too, but we can't stay down here forever."
asklepian | THE SOULMATE MEME | THE SOULMATE MEME: JULIAN AND JIM ARE SOULMATES. "Come on, before I have to come up with some daring story of a battle against the exotic fruits of wherever that's from to explain why the doctor ended up in sickbay."
savagemind | THE BODY HEAT MEME | AU WHERE KHAN SAVED KIRK WILLINGLY AND SECURED HELP IN RELOCATING HIS PEOPLE. "I'm pretty sure we're taking this place off the list of planets to build a summer home on."
nthingicanthndle | THE HEART METER MEME | JIM AND UHURA AND COLORED HEARTS. who else can i share my frustrations with when spock drives me out of the proverbial airlock.
nthingicanthndle | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | UHURA AND JIM GOOF OFF DURING A BRIEFING LED BY SPOCK. he's like a torpedo for fun. he just seeks it out to destroy it.
savagemind | THE SATURDAY PICTURE PROMPT MEME | KIRK TRANSPORTS A GROUP OF COLONISTS TO A NEW WORLD. "Unless you have any pressing matters you wish to discuss at the moment, the shuttle is waiting to take us to my ship."
asklepian | THE FLOOR IS LAVA MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: JIM AND JULIAN CUDDLE WHEN JIM STUMBLES OVER DRUNK ON HIS BIRTHDAY. "Yeah. Had a good time. S'a good birthday."
magnetic_magpie | THE FLOOR IS LAVA MEME | MIRRORVERSE: JIM FINDS AND ADOPTS MAX WHO HAS SOMEHOW FOUND HIS WAY INTO THEIR UNIVERSE. "Tell you what, kid. I carry you to the door, and you walk the rest of the way, deal? Anybody side-eyes you, you can borrow a blade and have a little fun."
asklepian | THE BODY HEAT MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: JIM AND JULIAN GO CAMPING, BUT WEATHER HOLOS ARE STILL AS UNPREDICTABLE AS ALWAYS. SURPRISE BLIZZARD! "There were alien monsters. Big ones. They tried to eat me."
nthingicanthndle | THE BODY HEAT MEME | JIM AND UHURA MAKE A MISTAKE ON A MISSION AND END UP IN ALIEN JAIL WHERE JIM TRIES TO MAKE LIGHT OF THE AWFUL SITUATION. "Last time I wave at the locals. This definitely isn't five-star."
savageries | THE TRAPPED MEME | KIRK AND KHAN ARE STUCK ON A DAMAGED SHUTTLE TOGETHER. OH JOY. "How about we lay out some ground rules, okay? We've got enough ration packs to make it for a while, so at least cannibalism is out. The emergency power is enough that we have heat, so we don't have to cuddle. So how about you stay on your side of the shuttle, and I'll stay on mine, and maybe we'll both survive this."
asklepian | THE LAST WORDS MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: SECTION 31 FINALLY FINDS JULIAN AND SOMEBODY'S LUCK RUNS OUT. "Have you tried explaining anything on the go to a Vulcan? He would have talked me to death before they had a chance to even get to you."
greenbloodedhobgoblin | THE LAST WORDS MEME | JIM AND SPOCK: SO MUCH FOR LUCK AND MIRACLES. the ground shudders and cracks around them. he reaches out for his forearm, tugging as he starts to move on unsteady feet. it may be hopeless. they may not have any chance of survival, but he'll be damned if he's going to lay down and wait for it to happen.
onlyheremains | THE LAST WORDS MEME | MIRRORVERSE: JIM IS SERIOUSLY WOUNDED RESCUING HIS ADOPTED SON. "More---more are coming. You kill them."
asklepian | THE CUDDLE WITH YOUR LOVER MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: AFTER JIM IS REVIVED AND RECUPERATING, JULIAN GETS TO VISIT. "So much for the idea of my grand escape."
your_logic_is_impeccable | THE POST-IT NOTE MEME | SPOCK IS UNHAPPY WITH JIM'S SOLUTION TO FINDING OUT WHO REPROGRAMMED HIS FOOD CARD. find out who reprogrammed my food card to only give me bitter tea and english muffins or i will call general quarters to shake down this entire ship.
onlyheremains | THE POST-IT NOTE MEME | MIRRORVERSE: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, DAD! if he knew his son was the unwitting culprit, his wrath would be more easily avoided. as it stands he has no idea who is to blame, even if it is an accident. all he knows is he's been cruelly tortured for four days with this.
asklepian | THE POST-IT NOTE MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: HE'S EVIL. HE'S TEASING JIM. EVIL. he's suffering and you're mocking him. how dare.
cantbreakrules | THE POST-IT NOTE MEME | SPOCK IS JUDGING JIM CAUSE HE THINKS THIS IS OUTDATED AND A WASTE OF RESOURCES. i bartered for these fair and square.
asklepian | SOMEONE IS SLEEPING IN MY BED MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: JULIAN IS STUCK ABOARD THE ENTERPRISE AFTER SECTION 31 HAD TRIED TO RECAPTURE HIM. "You say that like we're most people."
cantbreakrules | THE SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN MEME | JIM IS TIPSY AND SPOCK GETS CHOCOLATE DRUNK AT AN ALIEN BANQUET. THEIR ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEMSELVES SCARCE GETS THEM IN AN INTERESTING PREDICAMENT. "I---I'm not sure. [he admits, pulse jumping, want warring with god, he's not sure.] I'm not sure there's a word for it. Friend doesn't feel like---enough."
footloosing | THE OTHERWORDLY MEME | GAMORA GOES TO JIM TO FIND OUT WHO TOOK HER FRIENDS AND KILLED ALL HIS. SADFACE. "Well, my name is Jim Kirk, and my contact is late. Which usually means I have to go track somebody down before they get on a transport the hell out of here. You coming with me or what?"
trademarklogic | SINGLE-BED MEME | FOR THE LAST TIME, SPOCK: JIM GETS TO BE LITTLE SPOON. "Yeah, just startled me is all. So used to the sounds of the ship."
tothelast | THE VAMPIRE MEMEC | JIM REALIZES KHAN IS A VAMPIRE CAUSE HE'S A WALKING STACK OF BOOKS WITH LEGS. "I had an idea. There are a lot of stories, I'm not sure which one you're attached to."
jacksonpollocks | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | WHO DECIDED KIRK AND QUILL HANGING OUT WAS A GOOD IDEA? and the universe might actually end because i'm sitting here saying that rules are important and you shouldn't do the thing. my life is over.
runawaykirk | THE FLUFF MEME | JIM COMES TO VISIT SAM, BUT DENEVA IS EVIL AND SO ARE IT'S PLANTS. "That's hilarious, man. I didn't know you were trying for interstellar comedian."
asklepian | SNUGGLE WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL MEME | AUGMENT BOYFRAND: JIM TAKES JULIAN BACK HOME TO HIS OLD STOMPING GROUNDS. "Guess it explains why I got into so much trouble growing up."
greenbloodedhobgoblin | NONSEXUAL ROMANCE | JIM AND SPOCK ARE STUCK TOGETHER ON A TROPICAL WORLD. OOPS. "Anyways, even if I go when I'm not supposed to, it doesn't mean you have to follow me, so I don't really get how you're putting this all on me."
molecularist | THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME | FBI AGENT AU: JIM IS DATING CHAPEL. HER BESTIE, CAROL, AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT AND DECIDES TO LET HIM KNOW. "So how about we cut to the chase. You don't like me cause of whatever rumor is floating around about me last week, and decided to zero in on me because of a misguided attempt to protect your friend. I get it. My best friend has an ex and a kid and a lot of hell to pay for it."
ozhika | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JIM FINDS A BOAT IN HIS LIVING ROOM, CONFUSION FOLLOWS. i might, but seriously why is there a boat in my living room?
sickbays | THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME | POST-ID: BONES COMES TO VISIT AFTER JIM IS DISCHARGED FROM MEDICAL. "You know the only reason I'm letting you in is cause I can't let my best friend get arrested for public intoxication when Spock's the one you'd have to report to, right?"
scot | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JIM AND SCOTTY OUT DRINKING. i tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
lifegenerating | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | JIM AND CAROL CHAT ABOUT THINGS. IMPORTANT THINGS. listen i need food and an orgasm within the next hour. i'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
runawaykirk | TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT | JIM AND SAM TALK ABOUT THE SECRETS OF BEING A FLOWER. m'not gonna tell you. you'll just steal 'em. be your own flower.
olemiss | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT | LENORE IS AN AWFUL CMO. STOP STABBING HIM WITH THINGS, BONES! can this flower have a house call? quarter call? whatever call.
orcsurfing | THE HURT COMFORT MEME | THE ENTERPRISE CRASHES ON AN UNKNOWN PLANET. JIM RUNS INTO A GROUP OF ELVES WHOSE PRINCE WARILY AGREES TO HELP HIM FIND HIS CREW. "I don't know. Look, all I want is a place to rest, and if you don't want me here, fine. I'll go back out there and find somewhere else. I don't want any trouble."
orcsurfing | THE SOULMATE MEME | JIM AND LEGOLAS FIND OUT YET ANOTHER THING ABOUT EACH OTHER, AND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE TATTOOS EACH OF THEM CARRY. "I stopped looking for where it came from after I came up with nothing for years. "
orcsurfing | THE SLOW DANCING MEME | THE PRINCE OF MIRKWOOD ASKS JIM FOR A DANCE. JIM---ISN'T EXACTLY GOOD AT IT. "I think---it will definitely earn you a yes. I'm going to apologize in advance though for the future state of your feet. "
He couldn't hear anything where he was, and the halls weren't exactly helping with the echo. He scanned the area around them, noting the dead bodies of the scientists on the floor.
"Rodney, this is Sheppard, come in."
zpm | THE GOOD ENDING MEME | WITH RODNEY MCKAY Oh! So never mind the whole alternate tale to our story from the other Elizabeth where we all died horribly because the city didn't rise from the depths. Or maybe I should get the extended warranty upped so it covers water damage.
mockthedyingman | THE POSSESSION MEME | WITH RODNEY MCKAY I was never really a fan of being told what I can and can't do. You've kind of taken my buddy there as your own personal interface, and maybe it's just a human thing, but we generally don't like that. We like to be asked before our bodies are hijacked and start trying to restart interstellar wars.
[he groans and reaches up a hand to rub at where it hit before crashing to the floor. god, that was probably heard through that whole wing of the city.]
alwayslikethis | THE RULE!63 MEME | WITH MEREDITH MCKAY "You're thinking about it too much. You need to let go a little bit. Just react.
[he puts his hands up in a loose fighting stance, and nods towards her.]
Slower this time. When you're ready."
commandshumor | THE STARGAZING MEME | WITH TODD THE WRAITH "Sorry, it's an Earth thing, I guess," he starts. "Back on our world, when you see a shooting star like that, you're supposed to make a wish in your head, and it's supposed to come true."
commandshumor | THE NONSEXUAL INTIMACY MEME | WITH TODD THE WRAITH "Todd," His voice was a weak rasp of air, and he managed to drag some kind of pelt over to cover himself. That alone made him tired. "Didn't realize I'd gone anywhere. How---how long have I been here? Was---was there anyone else?"
skippedthatcourse | THE ALWAYS OPEN POST | SHEPPARD AND LORNE ARE STRANDED ON A PLANET TOGETHER. EVAN IS GOING STIR-CRAZY AND SKETCHES JOHN WHILE HE'S SLEEPING. If Sheppard was awake and knew what Evan was thinking, he'd most definitely agree. In Pegasus, one learns quick how fast things can go from pear-shaped to straight up fucked in no time flat. I mean, space vampires and replicators and torture, oh my.
skippedthatcourse | THERE'S A BAD MOON ON THE RISE. | MIRROR!VERSE SHENANIGANS WITH SHEPPARD AND LORNE. IS HE GOING TO HELP HIS CO OR FINALLY DO HIM IN? WHO KNOWS. Looks like it's your lucky day, Major. You can either finish Bates' job, or you can get me out of here. I'd appreciate some speed in whichever you choose, either way.
skippedthatcourse | THE ALWAYS OPEN POST | SHEPPARD AND LORNE SHARE A BEER ON THE PIER IN REMEMBRANCE OF GOOD FRIENDS. Hey, buddy. Thought you were gonna make me sit out here and drink all by myself.
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